How much wood could awood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck would? (I want this in numbers, please.)?

Question

How much wood could awood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck would? (I want this in numbers, please.)?

Answer 1

1 wood

1 woodchchuck

1 chucking



Everytime the woodchuck chucked once it would chuck 1 wood.

Answer 2

In theory, Koolkeiff got it down.

But in physics, the woodchuck would be lucky to chuck one wood before getting tired. See, it's the same reason that a 5 oz. bird can't carry a 1 Lb. coconut: Weight ratios. The wood would probably be too large... unless we're talking twigs or something smaller.



In the case of numbers... I'm not sure. Just consider that one woodchuck will only be able to chuck as much wood as he has the energy to chuck it with. This energy will exhaust sooner or later... so conjecture for yourself.

Answer 3

A woodchuck wouldn't chuck wood, so 0.

Answer 4

100

Answer 5

Pi, it would chuck approximately Pi wood.

Answer 6

WOW!! what an original question(i think this is the 1,000 time it has been asked) Why don't you ask "where's the beef?" try to come up with something a little more original next time.

Answer 7

16.3 in the U.S. except for georgia which is 16.6...and all European countries are 18.2