My friend Walter Willy(unfortunate name i know) has got a little weasel ........?

Question

Who, for some strange reason he has called Willy. The problem is, little Willy keeps getting out his of cage and running off for days on end. So why won't little Willy Willy come home?

Answer 1

What a Willy Walter has! He's obviously getting out of hand. Is he turning in to a dictator? He's always taking his whippet out, Willy B. Hardigan, no doubt he's up a trouser leg somewhere, where Willy will be warmer. He'll be late as he doesn't like to come early.

Answer 2

It seems Walters Willy is getting into some Viagra and he's up for some fun. If you want to put an end to his all-nighters, hide the pills. Willy's been spotted, but won't come home until HE's done.



Up town, down town

Little Willy, Willy drives them wild with his run-around style

Inside, outside

Willy sends them silly with his star-shine shimmy shuffle smile

Sexy ladies chase Willy all through the mall

But laugh, Willy laugh, he won't come at all

He's down, she's down, more down, down

'Cos little Willy, Willy won't come home

But you can't rush Willy round

Willy won't blow, tried tellin' all the ladies but, oh no

Little Willy, Willy's still driving home.



Read the caution on the label: If it keeps you up for more than 4 hours, consult your physician.

Answer 3

One would wonder at the wisdom of Walter...why would one willingly wish such a moniker on a ward? Is it any wonder why Willy Willy wanders waywardly? While Willy the weasel's wayfaring wanderlust might seem weird...it is a well-established whatchamacallit.



Whatever you do, watch with a wizened eye, web-footed and wily Willy will wiggle and go on his wonderful walk-abouts.



What a whippersnapper!

Answer 4

Walter wants to realize weasels are wild and love winter as warrens are overun with rabbits warming their rumps.I wouldn't worry, Willie will also want a wife to show his white winter coat off to.

Walter should Free Willy!



Warmest wishes A.joe

I like brainladys answer

Answer 5

Little Willy, Willy won't go home

But you can't push Willy round

Willy won't go, try tellin' everybody but, oh no

Little Willy, Willy won't go home

Little Willy, Willy won't go home

But you can't push Willy round

Willy won't go, try tellin' everybody but, oh no

Little Willy, Willy won't go home

Answer 6

he's lookin for beaver